A drip in your faucet? That's great! I mean, that's- That's great you called us, because we can be there and we can fix it right away. ' Hello, Super Mario Brothers!' - Answering a phone call.' Bowser's on his way! You have to evacuate!'.' NO! No, Mario!' - Believing Mario was killed by the Koopa General's attack.' To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives! Here.' (giggles) He really does.' - Agreeing with Toad that Cat Mario looks adorable.' He's not important!' - When a Toad asks who Mario is.' My Toads! Our days of terror are almost over! With the help of the Kong army, we will stop-' - Giving a speech to the Toads before getting interrupted.' If you can finish this, you're coming with me.' Let's-a go.' - Preparing to take down Bowser.' Follow me!' - Trying to lure the Bomber Bill to the Warp Pipe.' Hey! Hey, over here!' - Trying to get the attention of the Bomber Bill.everything is gonna be okay!' - To Luigi after rescuing him ' I told you! See? As long as we're together.What does this do?' - After getting the Tanooki Suit I'm a cat!' - Mario after dodging Donkey Kong's punch ' Aw, what? I'm a cat?!' - Mario after transforming into Cat Mario.close.' - After Donkey Kong asks him if he has had enough ' You're about to pick on someone your own size!' - Before eating a blue mushroom in the duel with Donkey Kong.' Alright.' - Spoken before the duel with Donkey Kong.' That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.'.I thought maybe you could come visit Brooklyn. ' You know, when we're done with all this, I thought.I'll do anything for my brother.' (deleted, appears in final trailer) ' AH! Get it off, get it off, get it off!' - Reaction to a Cheep Cheep getting stuck to his face (deleted, appears in trailer).' Yes!' - Mario before falling down a Donut Block.' Ah, come on!' - Mario getting stuck in a pipe maze.' Oh, wow! Love these pipes- (screams)' - Mario before being sucked into a Clear Pipe.' Whoa! Okay, so these bricks are just floatin' here?'.' Here you go.' - Giving a Toad a fallen Coin.' Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!' (teaser only).' Looks like nobody's been down here for years.'.

If we're lucky, Uncle Tony didn't hammer all the cannolis.' (deleted) Hey, maybe there's still some dessert left over. ' We got to get to the pressure valve.'.' They're not even looking in the right place.' And our first job complete.' (with Luigi) ' Ey!' - After completing their first job.' Very confident, sir.'- When asked if the brothers can fix the BrKLnCouple's faucet.Just Ctrl + F for 'Hey, I see you got a cutie with you. Here's the link to the original GameCube Japanese script translation if people wanna check for themselves. This just does a worse job of preparing kids for what real life is like, and is only conforming to push an agenda kids shouldn't have to be dealing with in the first place. So basically they just changed this to follow the more 'politically correct' agenda of not doing this to women, even though the original (both Japanese and original GameCube localization) wrote things the way they did in order to teach kids that it's WRONG to talk to women this way.

'Yeah, you can do better than those 2 fogies.' Found this Japanese direct translation of the GameCube version, and here's a more rough translation of the original Japanese:

Cute cat mario